"When everything fails, try Mathematics" - Adeboye

Pastor Adeboye with faculty members, department of mathematics, University of Lagos.

“Mathematics is the science of life and this principle has helped me in my marriage of over 47 years” - Adeboye

Equation1:            Love is Blind
Equation2:            Marriage is a special miracle worker with an anointing for opening eyes Genesis29:24-25 (Leah & Rachel) When you solve these two equations properly you'll see that while love is blind, marriage has the anointing to open the eyes. 

When your wife adds too much pepper in your soup, instead of shouting and yelling at her just say “my mathematics teacher taught us that the amount of pepper in the soup should be inversely proportional to the temperature in the city” and she will get the message LOL!

Equation3: Angels don't eat jollof rice Judges 6:11-16
Equation4: Angels don't marry  Matthew 22:30
The fact that you're married to her at all means you're  not an angel and your wife is not an angel even though she might have dressed like an angel on your wedding day, she is definitely NOT an angel.

When everything fails in life for you, try mathematics! Yes mathematics! This is because mathematics is the science of living. One way to know is the bible in John 9:5 says; “Jesus is the light of the world” and Mathematics shows us light travels at the speed of 297,600,000 km/secs therefore it means to say if Jesus is the light of the world and you invite him into your life your least progress rate will be at the speed of light.

My mathematics professor once gave me an assignment to do which was naturally beyond me. Upon his arrival, he discovered I had finished it he asked who helped me because I didn’t want to tell him it was Jesus I said Prof Emmanuel (he then said which department is he?) I in turn said ‘department of original science’ he said ‘so we have that department in this school?’ it wasn’t long before he figured I was talking about Jesus and because there’s a thin line between a genius and a mad man he didn’t bother arguing with me any further.

I want to implore you today if you’ve not accepted Jesus into your life to please decide and do so today and your progress will be as the speed of light.
                                                                                                               - Courtesy, @PastorEAAdeboye

Pastor Adeboye was at the University of Lagos, department of mathematics on thursday 19th february 2015 for the first ever inaugural lecture in his honour where he also donated 50 million naira. History has it that he was the first ever MSc student in the department in 1972. A one time academic himself, this is not the first time he will be making such contribution towards the attainment of a world-class education sector.

                                                                                                             

The Woman Between Chaz B and Myles Munroe!

"...Your Life SIR, is a Lesson to all of us and I am Honoured, Privileged, Blessed & Abundantly Favoured to have been called your Friend! I will forever treasure your words in my ears and I shall never forget you till the Day I Die." - Excerpts of Chaz B's tribute to Dr Munroe

After the passing to glory in November 2014 of Dr. Myles Munroe, a renowned writer, teacher and speaker and the same of Chaz B, a renowned On Air Personality with listener-ship across the largest black nation on earth Nigeria, revelations have emerged that there was a woman between them, a woman with whom they 'shared a lot’.

Sources say the identity of the said woman is obviously obscure and is known only to insiders. This revelation is sure to shock many, especially the world of Christianity world over as this may be considered one of the worst kept secrets of this century; intriguing not because of what they “had” together rather, because of her identity.

Investigations reveal this woman was not even from Nigeria or the Bahamas rather of Jewish descent leading many to wonder how she ended up being in the middle of a relationship between Dr. Myles a Bahamian and Chaz B a Nigerian. Further findings from the 36th of the ninth chapter of the Acts, a secretly public record, show this woman was “full of good works” hence the relationship between these three. Synonymous to them was that after their demise, testimonies of their good works resounded from one end of the earth to the other and would continue to serve as lessons for generations unborn and the impact they had in the lives of several hundreds, thousands and millions of people world over.

This woman’s name was Dorcas, native name Tabitha and she got into Biblical history not because of her beauty, intellect, opulence or diction rather, because of her influence which culminated from her good deeds.

If you were to die today would anyone notice? What would the history books and even, the Internet have to say about you – if anything at all?


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